Your mom

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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