Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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