What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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