- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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