What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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