- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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