Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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