How do you end a sentence

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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