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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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