What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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