There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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whats the capital of congo famine

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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