Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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good looking women

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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