What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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