Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...