- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Dogs

Women's Rights.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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