Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

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