A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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