What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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