- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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