- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I was so fat I went on a diet

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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