How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Refridgerator.

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