a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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