- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

black people

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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