- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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