- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

a black man did not eat chicken.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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