Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Black people being friendly.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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