800 people died last year. end of story

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A kid has no friends.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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