- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Your mums a potato

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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