- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A baby seal walks into a club.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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