- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A woman wears a dress.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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