- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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