- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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