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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I have a horse.

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A midget walked under a bar.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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