What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Barack Obama.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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