- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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