- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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