- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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