- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What? Yes.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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