- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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