- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

black people

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

The WNBA.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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