- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Double-whammy

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.