What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Double-whammy

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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