- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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