Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

black people

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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