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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.