there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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