Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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