- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what to call someone thats gay zak

watch me nae nae

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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