- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

No, Trinidad.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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