batman has diarrhea

Yo mama so fat.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Boner

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Ross.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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