- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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