What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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