why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A bar walks into a man

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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