- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

a black man did not eat chicken.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Obama walks into a hospital....

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