- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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