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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

No, Trinidad.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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