Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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