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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Yo Momma is not fat.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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