Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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