- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

cliché rebecca black joke.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

identical jokes get different votes.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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