What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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