- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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