Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Sex education in Texas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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