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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

President Donald Trump

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Christianity.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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