- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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