- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

An man walks to a bra

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