A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Terry has ebola

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

President Donald Trump

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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