- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Yo mama so fat.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

I'm gay.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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