A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

you are a åsshole :)

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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