- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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