Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Ross.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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I'm hungry.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Q

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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An man walks to a bra

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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(Insert joke here)

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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