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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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