Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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I have an erection My mom!

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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