- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Poop!!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Sex education in Texas.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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