- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Where's my tractor?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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