- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

You having friends.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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