- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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