What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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were at work systems r down

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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