you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

President Donald Trump

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

gingers

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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