- Anti Joke

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A seal walks into a club.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking