What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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