- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Terry has ebola

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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