- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

The Princess is in another castle

Poop!!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??