were at work systems r down

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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