- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Terry has ebola

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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